The Dead Man's Diner
Full of spooks and skulls
and just a few spiders.
to the dead mans diner.
The table is set,
and it's ready for you.
There are fingers and eyeballs,
plenty to chew.
Hello, I am Bonnie
and I am your waiter.
Can I bring you something to drink..
some liver juice of a gator?
Our special today
Is not for the Sane..
A bottle of venom and some fresh roasted brain.
The main course is severed head
thats been rotting in the lake.
Topped with maggots and beetles,
Look out for the snake!
The ghost may give you a fright.
Don't worry, You're safe.
For now..... he can't bite.
Keep away from this ghoul,
he will follow you around.
He hovers and floats,
High off of the ground.
Our guests come from all over,
there are goblins and witches.
Their screeches and their moans,
Will make you pee in your britches!
No reservations are needed,
come in and sit down,
at the most disgusting and creepy,
diner in town.
Here it all is during the daytime.
Not so spooky!!
I had a good time decorating this year.
..And believe it or not, I did cut down on the decorations.
Bonnie however, is an awesome new addition to the porch.